tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:59:44 +0000Honest and to the point. Movie reviews that are quick and easy to read. When you need to know what a film is like but don't want the bullshit.http://movie.kitt.net/noreply@blogger.com (blogger)Blogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-116259205559594245Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:51:00 +00002006-11-03T22:14:15.623ZJust f*cking cr@p. Didn't laugh once. Worst movie review EVER! :) Tags: movie scary 4http://movie.kitt.net/2006/11/scary-movie-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-115896479782615767Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:31:00 +00002006-09-22T22:39:57.846ZAnthony Hopkins stars in a film that can best be summed up as - sounds good, but is actually a big pile of crap. An arse clenchingly clichéd cookie cut hollywood tale of... nope... I have forgotten it.. something to do with monkeys. ARRRGGH... rubbish. Tags: instinct crap rubbishhttp://movie.kitt.net/2006/09/instinct-1999.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-114312277550258031Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:51:00 +00002006-03-23T14:06:15.523ZThe Straight Story is a David Lynch film. Having watched "Lost Highway" which frankly left me a quivering, nervous and confused wreck, I didn't quite know what to expect from this movie. Basically - it's about a bloke who rides his lawn mower to see his estranged brother hundreds of miles away. Nothing much to it really, David Lynch "fans" must have been a little disappointed having watched http://movie.kitt.net/2006/03/straight-story-1999.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-114029969528597025Sat, 18 Feb 2006 21:27:00 +00002006-02-18T21:54:55.293ZWhat can I say about this movie - a classic Clint Eastwood cowboy film. Forget your brokeback mountains and watch a movie made in a time when Men were Men (the seventies). Though not a film for feminists I did note - there are only two women in the town of Largo, both are raped by Clint, justified by the fact they loved it after a few minutes of screaming, Emily Davison must have been spinning http://movie.kitt.net/2006/02/high-plains-drifter-1973.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-113900795363037392Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:56:00 +00002006-02-03T23:05:53.636ZI just love this movie - you will too. No real story, just compelling to watch, fantastic sequence at the end that keeps you smiling for hours after. You walk away from this movie with a warm heart and an urge to watch it again. It is just one of those movies. Watch it. Favourite Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch http://movie.kitt.net/2006/02/napoleon-dynamite.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21669461.post-113892889218698472Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:02:00 +00002006-02-03T01:08:12.193ZThink Rosemary's Baby minus watchability, in fact let just say: Rosemary's Baby - Convincing Plot Line + Bad acting + Crap ending = The Astronaut's Wife. Closing Comment: I will make it my life's work to crack the secret of time travel in order to get back the 2 hours THIS FILM STOLE FROM ME while I sat there on the sofa bemused - shaking my head - and wondering WHY JOHNNY DEPP WHY DID YOU http://movie.kitt.net/2006/02/astronauts-wife.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogger)0